rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via fake-mermaid)

"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"
- 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

(via lohanthony)

"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
- Vodka thoughts #1 (via blossomfully)

(via california-diamond)